I am giving away a new long sleeve Sprawl Rash Guard shirt (Retail Price: $38.50) for the best original name for my Submission Master grappling dummy. So far the names submitted by my family are:
Dummy (by my 3 year old)
Grap (by my 6 year old)
Grawp (by my wife) Hagrid’s giant brother.
Thud (by me) Its the sound he makes each time he falls over.
Submit your name in a comment to this post. A name will be chosen in time for the Sprawl Rash Guard to be shipped to you before Christmas.
Have you seen a Submission Master Grappling Dummy before? If not here is a picture of mine:
I’ve only had it for about 3 days now and I must say over all I’m liking it. I’ve started a morning and evening drill routine with the Submission Master. I used my post entitled Improving Muscle Memory with a Solo Daily Drill routine to help me outline what I want to do and accomplish. For starters it has already improved my Triangle Choke. I always hate seeing the guy I’m trying to practice on go beet red. You want to work at your Triangle Choke to get better but you know how uncomfortable it is for the guy you are doing it on. With the Submission Master I can work at it and try new things out over and over without the live partner.
The grappling dummy’s sole purpose is to unquestioningly endure pain and suffering in the name of perfecting master Helio’s art. Name him:
Job
Call it “The creepy thing with the gi.” I could just imagine walking in the house and scaring the shit out of myself, by forgetting that that thing was lying around.
Hmmm…reminds me of that scene in Pulp Fiction. Call him The Gimp…or Zed!
I think Zed wins out. I’ll e-mail you and ask you for the size and shipping address.
How about Whitebelt? They deserve punishment, and inevitably get pummeled as people learn new moves at their expense.
Chokester. That’d be a good name for your dummy
LOL. Nice one.
How about “BoneHead”
Nice.
I like the name “Johnny-no-tap”.
I’d say a fitting name as any would be ‘outlet’ as in outlet for your frustrations and inate desire to rip someones arm off with a sold camora.
you should name your dummy: “Bubba” (from forrest gump) or “Chokey” seeing how youll be doing collar chokes all day on him!