Learn Terrific New Defense and Be Unbeatable!???

be-unbeatableThe ad reads: “Never again be humiliated, afraid.  Fearlessly defend yourself against any and all attackers.  Defeat brawlers, karate, judo experts, even trained boxers!  Black Belt Vern Schroeter has invented powerful easy-to-learn Unbeatable Self Defense system.   Brand new book teaches you quickly with step-by-step drawings and text. . . Yes Vern!  Rush me my book at once . . .”

My BJJ instructor did a post awhile back about these comic book ads.  They give me a good laugh so when ever I see one I have to stop and read it.  This is one of the best I’ve seen.  I think Black Belt Vern Schroeter has created a self defense system around putting his nose in his arm pit from the picture.  I did a quick Google on ol’ Vern and found some 1970’s Black Belt magazines that showed a “Vern Schroeter” participating in some competitions but from what I read he didn’t win anything.  Maybe Vern’s “Unbeatable” system was in the rough stages then.  What ever the case he never became a Chuck Norris or Gracie.  I’m sure there is a good explanation as to his anonymity.   I imagine it is something along the lines he has gone under cover or . . . comment on this post and tell us what you think Vern is doing now with his terrific new defenses.

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